Literature
Sir Llamalot
Once upon a time, there was a young llama who dreamed to be a knight in a shining armor. Every night he'd fall asleep with that wish on his mind, and in his sleep he'd gallop ahead of his troops, all covered in beautiful, shiny armor, with a long, powerful sword in his jaws, trampling and slashing the enemies to the ground. The war would be gloriously won and his archers would send a triumphatic fiery arrows to the night sky and they'd glow just like the falling stars, while he'd be carried back to the castle by his faithful dragoons on their white horses; and in the castle there would be a good, old king, and the llama would kneel before him